Visual Punctuation

The question is not, “how awesome is it to have her at your feet today,” but “what feats of awesome can I do today, to make her want to serve me again tomorrow.”

Because pancakes served in bed by Wonder Woman is an XBox achievement worth none other.

vP rule 209: Licentious minds will always conspire.

I know I don’t feel the need to destroy planets when I have a gorgeous backside at my disposal.

I think I just found the most perfect, 10 min, distraction to unwind with after a long day of human stupidity.

Office rules: every typo means tomorrows skirt is raised 1 inch till the next billing cycle.