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We’re all mad here. Some of us however, treat it as an...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:30:31 -0400

We’re all mad here. Some of us however, treat it as an art form.

He's always late for lunch, but never for supper.

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:56:23 -0400

There are all sorts of guys in this world.

Some you chat with on the slow ride home from work.
Some that always greet you with flowers on your birthday.
Others that never seem too busy to head out for drinks on that Friday night.

Then there’s that odd guy you call at 5 am when you wake to the sound of something breaking somewhere downstairs.

He never seems to make it to your parties.
He doesn’t drink.
He knows nothing of botany,
but he always answers his phone when Need him to answer.

You hate him for having to chase him all the time,
why he seems to miss all the little things,
but not tonight,
not at this hour…

A shabari session warm up. He’s getting everything ready,...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:14:28 -0400

A shabari session warm up. He’s getting everything ready, she’s getting herself ready.

Vedic Mathmatics. What they should have taught you, but...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:06:57 -0400

Vedic Mathmatics. What they should have taught you, but probably didn’t.

Reason 209 why showing your work is stupid.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:03:00 -0400

It’s not the shoes. It’s not the glasses. Those...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:58:13 -0400

It’s not the shoes. It’s not the glasses. Those are just the wrapper to the ocean of enticement trapped inside.

sharkchunks: I know there’s been much ado about the owner of...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:53:00 -0400

sharkchunks:

I know there’s been much ado about the owner of Abercrombie and Fitch criticizing ugly people while many here consider him to be ugly. I could go on about whether this is or isn’t hypocritical on either front and about the subjective meaning of beauty and all that but I want to address something I feel is more important and that’s the comparison of the man in question to an orc.

Most of the memes resulting from this controversy have shown Gothmog alongside their C.E.O., and I want to talk about why that’s wrong.

Gothmog served in Sauron’s army during the War of the Ring, as the lieutenant of Minas Morgul, second-in-command to the Witch-king of Angmar, lord of the nine Nazgûl. He took command of the forces of Morgul during the Battle of the Pelennor Fields after the Witch-king was slain by Éowyn. That makes him a veteran and I don’t care what side he fought for, the point is he fought for what he believed in and did so with exceptional nobility. It was he who called for Grond to break down the gates of Minas Tirith, it was he who was nearly crushed when the white city launched chunks of massive stone on his location, moving only at the final moment to survive. All with a tumor on his head the size of a grapefruit. And tumblr has made him the standard of ugliness.

I don’t give a damn about Abercrombie guy, but to reduce one of if not the greatest of orcs to an ugly joke just to mock the guy in unfair and ignorant.

I approve this Ad…

With the last caper solved and man behind the mask in jail, the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:31:35 -0400

With the last caper solved and man behind the mask in jail, the only thing left to do was let our own monsters run wild.

Size may not matter during sex, but I know in the morning, being...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:18:22 -0400

Size may not matter during sex, but I know in the morning, being in the 8’s (+) club is what makes sure you have pancakes waiting and your syrup pre-heated.

The perfect time, without any time to spare.

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:29:00 -0400

“How dare you leave me in there the other night…” she began, clutching my arm furiously.

Mad, guilty, upset too much, I clamped my fist around her upper arm to jerk her away, clamped too hard, and she moaned with the sudden pain and our eyes met and her lips parted and I knew what our point really was. As I had known for some time.

This was it. Strength on her. The clamping fist, anger and muscles together. Brute, from me. And she screamed when I threw her down and was upon her, ripping at the spotlessly white Crew jumpsuit and she struggled and kicked but writhed too. She surged into it. Maybe I did too. but both of us fell toward it, scratching and clutching and it got very, very, rough. Perfectly awful. Awfully perfect…

And then laid flat out, pinned and twisting. Blood seeping from her nose and a shiner coming on and screaming at me for… begging me to make her beg and please-oh-please, YES, YES, tell her over and over what she really was! She loved to hear me tell her what she really was.

And I did. But damned if I really knew. Either of us.

It was spectacular and all-encompassing and it racked through me, shocking, stunning bolts of pleasure and pain. Both of us beating on her, abusing her, degrading the angel’s exquisite form and yes, the angel herself and, of course, whatever was left of both of us and always, always, so damn rich with rippling ecstasy. So damn good, somehow. So damn rich.

So horrible.

Eventually mercifully, we slept.

In the nick of time.

_John Steakley / Armor

The passionate, caring embrace of shared violence echos through her thoughts for months… and for him, a reminder of what being a man, a provider, her escape from her own confines. The art of impact between humans is something I know well. _vP

I understand the modern woman is focused on her education, her...

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:57:00 -0400

I understand the modern woman is focused on her education, her career, and her reputation to those watching among family and friends, but hopefully it isn’t at the cost of that wonderful ball of chaos that makes us men smile a bit more than we would otherwise.

This only works as a power-up for Soul Reapers, in humans we...

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:40:40 -0400

This only works as a power-up for Soul Reapers, in humans we yell Caffeine!

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Sun, 12 May 2013 23:25:18 -0400

Human Individualism: the humorous destruction of our galactic species.

Sun, 12 May 2013 19:51:00 -0400

Master Sergeant: Each of you will fail, but you will fail in your own unique way, and therefore I will dislike each of you on an individual basis. Why, even now, each of you have individual qualities that irritate the living fuck out of me. Do you believe me?
CDF Recruits: Yes, Master Sergeant!
Master Sergeant: Bullshit! Some of you are still thinking that I'm just going to hate the other guy.

Hard sciences aren’t just for boys.

Sat, 11 May 2013 08:31:31 -0400

Hard sciences aren’t just for boys.

A creature of pleasure. A vacation island of flesh to her Mr....

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:02:23 -0400

A creature of pleasure. A vacation island of flesh to her Mr. J.

"Someone asked if I bite. Yes."

Fri, 10 May 2013 23:55:37 -0400

“Someone asked if I bite. Yes.”

- Visual Punctuation

The smell of a woman first thing in the morning is enough to...

Fri, 10 May 2013 23:27:32 -0400

The smell of a woman first thing in the morning is enough to make any man delve into his carnal senses.

Truly mans best friend.

So this is what my clients are hearing… and probably those...

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:12:04 -0400

So this is what my clients are hearing… and probably those I’ve dated.

The importance of education in curing nearsightedness of the brain.

Illustrated thoughts of a Kangaroo after he tried to get a grant...

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:06:23 -0400

Illustrated thoughts of a Kangaroo after he tried to get a grant and some rack space for a start-up idea.